stomach pains and squirts

Ok so my friends have all told me that these posts are supposed to be shorter. But I reserve the right to put up the long stuff too - some thing swork with a little ebb and flow.

I'm psyched - found Jake Squirts web page tonight. The kid who made Manhattan Neighborhood Network rock for about 5 years. He interviewed rock stars in his bedroom. AH-talent. Lacking these days.

I wish I could find some f*cking shows to watch on this glorious broadband. Scotland is cold and dark right now. BBC is, well BBC. All the hoopla: "get broadband get braodband" so you do, and what really goes faster? Not IM. Not email. File downloads maybe - but I tired of porn years ago. Except the occasional spankarooni. So you get your super fast broadband all rigged up to watch, what boys & girls??? PREVIEWS! Hip Hip Hooray! We get to see PREVIEWS of all your favorite crap shows. LINKS PLEASE!

I thought the internet was supposed to be part of the "free markets" all the republicrats and torees keep yackin about, and offer "more choices to the consumer!" - my ass.

I have a tribunal against Uni's housing department on Tuesday for shoddy broadband delivery. The club opening date here in Edinburgh is 28 Feb. Stay tuned.

Love

Martin

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